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Women's

This is just the start of our selection. Check back regularly for more different styles of shirts, new colours and of course, new patches.

If you don't see your size, we can order up to XXXL, you'll just have to wait an extra couple of weeks to get it.

The same two week delay goes for long-sleeve shirts.

Thanks,

Lisa

Founder


Product Image Item Name- Price
Are we out of coffee?

Are we out of coffee?

Mmmmmm. coffee. Pictured here is a small slim, charcoal crew shirt paired with a charcoal patch. (67% Bamboo, 27% Organic cotton, 6% spandex)The spandex maintains the shirts' shape and gives it a slightly huggy fit.
$45.00

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Bacon makes me happy. (women's)

Bacon makes me happy. (women's)

Doesn't bacon make everyone happy? Shown here a women's, small, crew neck. The patch is light grey. The back collar features "too damn close." oink oink.
$45.00

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Bad Kitty

Bad Kitty

Meow! Here we have a grape crew neck paired with a light yellow patch. The back collar features "too damn close."
$45.00

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Cutie Patootie (Women's)

Cutie Patootie (Women's)

Here we have the sweet Cutie Patootie Girl. She's stitched on with some lovely red thread. The back collar features "too damn close" because, she's not ALL cute. Shown here is a medium, charcoal crew. The crew is made of bamboo, organic cotton and...
$45.00

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Drunk Dating

Drunk Dating

Well, this shirt calls for a bit of attitude. And, really, haven't most of us drunk-dated at least once? Here we have a cream patch on a medium, grape crew. The shirt has bamboo, organic cotton a little spandex--giving the shirt a slightly huggy...
$45.00

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He sounds just like Jesus!

He sounds just like Jesus!

I'm marred by years and years of Catholic school...Here we have a medium, charcoal, crew neck. The "Crazy Jesus Lady" patch is cream. 67% Bamboo, 27% Organic Cotton and 6% spandex -- the spandex gives the shirt a slightly huggy fit. The back collar...
$45.00

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Ladykiller

Ladykiller

She's the spiffiest murderer you'll ever meet! Pictured here is a small, charcoal, crew neck paired with a cream patch. The shirt has bamboo, organic cotton a little spandex--giving the shirt a slightly huggy fit.
$45.00

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Nice Shoe

Nice Shoe

If you're into shoes...shown here is a large, charcoal, regular fit crew-neck. The shoe's patch is charcoal too.
$45.00

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Oh, I do wish he'd shut up.

Oh, I do wish he'd shut up.

Jay, you're a lovely lovely man, but sometimes, I do wish you'd shut up. Shown here in light grey, scoop neck with a light grey patch. In case he needs an extra hint, "too damn close" is in the back collar.
$45.00

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Sauce Pot

Sauce Pot

Introducing...Saucepot. Here we have a medium, olive scoop neck with a saucy cowgirl in bright orange. The back hem (left side) features "Is it morning already?" As usual, the back collar has "too damn close" (not shown).
$45.00

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