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Are we out of coffee?
Are we out of coffee?
$45.00

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Mmmmmm. coffee. Pictured here is a small slim, charcoal crew shirt paired with a charcoal patch. (67% Bamboo, 27% Organic cotton, 6% spandex)The spandex maintains the shirts' shape and gives it a slightly huggy fit.

Bacon Makes me Happy
Bacon Makes me Happy
$20.00

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Bacon Makes me Happy
Bacon Makes me Happy
$25.00

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Kids love the stripey meat too. Here we have a 6x, navy crew neck with a cream bacon patch. oink oink.

Bacon makes me happy. (men's)
Bacon makes me happy. (men's)
$45.00

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It really does. Here we have a charcoal, slim fit shirt paired with a light yellow patch.The back collar features "too damn close." oink oink.

Bacon makes me happy. (women's)
Bacon makes me happy. (women's)
$45.00

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Doesn't bacon make everyone happy? Shown here a women's, small, crew neck. The patch is light grey. The back collar features "too damn close." oink oink.

Bad Kitty
Bad Kitty
$45.00

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Meow! Here we have a grape crew neck paired with a light yellow patch. The back collar features "too damn close."

Coffee Junkie (Men's)
Coffee Junkie (Men's)
$45.00

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Coffee? Crack? Coffee. Hands down. Here we have a medium, charcoal slim fit shirt with a cream coffee patch. The "too damn close" patch in the back collar gently reminds people to keep their distance.

Crazy Jesus Lady Cards
Crazy Jesus Lady Cards
$10.00

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Here we have a hand-stamped card on recycled card stock. Cards come in bundles of 5 and measure 4" x 4/5"). I make the envelopes from paper I find -- old gift paper, magazine paper and paper I find on recycling day in my neighborhood. The envelopes come with four white mailing labels that can bemore info

Cutie Patootie
Cutie Patootie
$25.00

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Awww. Here we have a size 4, red, long sleeve crew with a cream "Cutie Patootie" patch. The back hem features a "Cutie Patootie" text patch.

Cutie Patootie (Women's)
Cutie Patootie (Women's)
$45.00

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Here we have the sweet Cutie Patootie Girl. She's stitched on with some lovely red thread. The back collar features "too damn close" because, she's not ALL cute. Shown here is a medium, charcoal crew. The crew is made of bamboo, organic cotton and spandex -- which makes it a little huggy.