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Men's

This is just the start of our selection. Check back regularly for more different styles of shirts, new colours and of course, new patches.

If you don't see your size, we can order up to XXXL, you'll just have to wait an extra couple of weeks to get it.

The same two week delay goes for long-sleeve shirts.

Thanks,

Lisa

Founder


Product Image Item Name- Price
Bacon makes me happy. (men's)

Bacon makes me happy. (men's)

It really does. Here we have a charcoal, slim fit shirt paired with a light yellow patch.The back collar features "too damn close." oink oink.
$45.00

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Coffee Junkie (Men's)

Coffee Junkie (Men's)

Coffee? Crack? Coffee. Hands down. Here we have a medium, charcoal slim fit shirt with a cream coffee patch. The "too damn close" patch in the back collar gently reminds people to keep their distance.
$45.00

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Damn Magic Man

Damn Magic Man

Damn! Performing magic is fun! Shown here is a medium, navy, regular fit crew. The patch is cream. The back collar features "too damn close."
$45.00

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Giddy up! (Men's)

Giddy up! (Men's)

Subtle(ish) sexual innuendo in a medium,slim fit red shirt.The back collar features "too damn close" as usual.
$45.00

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I Do like money. (Men's)

I Do like money. (Men's)

Who doesn't? Shown here is a medium, charcoal slim-fit shirt. The patch is in light grey. The back collar features "too damn close."
$45.00

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Motorcycle (Men's)

Motorcycle (Men's)

Classic. Shown here is a charcoal slim fit shirt with a cream motorcycle patch. The back collar features a "too damn close" patch because most people are.
$45.00

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My happy place just went dark.

My happy place just went dark.

My favourite Weird-o! Just a creepy little kid with a bit of a Deliverance feel...shown here in a medium, charcoal slim-fit shirt. The patch is bright orange. The back collar features an equally odd "Make it stop!"
$45.00

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Pensive Guy

Pensive Guy

What is he pondering? Here we have a medium, slim fit crew neck. The "Pensive Guy" patch is light grey. On the left sleeve is a gorgeous vintage matchbook cover, "Was it out when you put it out?"
$45.00

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Ride 'em Cowboy

Ride 'em Cowboy

Here we have a medium, navy, regular fit shirt. It's paired with a gorgeous burnt orange patch. The back collar features "too damn close." Yippy Ky Yay!
$45.00

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We drink because we have to! (men's)

We drink because we have to! (men's)

It does take the edge off! Here we have a men's, regular fit olive shirt with a cream patch. The back collar features "too damn close" (not shown) and the bottom hem has a bonus "I know drunk" patch -- because some people do.
$45.00

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