Presenting…Drew Barrymore wearing the Pig Face Support Strap!
Here is the winner to the Pig Face Support Strap Contest. This is the first (and only) person to draw a picture of one of my favourite bug-me’s wearing this device. Okay, so Jay Sankey (my husband) is the winner. And, I do think she looks a little more like Madonna then Drew. Nonetheless, the strap is awesome and the heinous-ness sublime.
When his custom shirt is ready, I’ll show you what he picked. Any other takers? I’ll make ONE more free shirt for the next first person to send me a picture of either Drew, Madonna, Danny Kaye, John Mayer, Tonya Harding, Nancy Kerrigan or my newest, favourite bug-me Kate Gosselin wearing the Pig Face Support Strap.
Kate has dethroned Danny Kaye because while Danny gets on my nerves and makes my fists itchy — he’s dead and so I rarely see him him. But Kate is a thoroughly repulsive Reality who-er (I’m trying to force you to pronounce “whore” in the back-country local way I’ve grown to love.) narcissist and she’s EVERYWHERE…especially since she ditched her man-bob for extensions. Move over Dina Lohan, we have a NEW Mother of the Year!